WORLD OF RILEYS

Issue 2 November 2009

Latest Trends

Rileys venture into the world of fashion as they launch their latest craze - the t-shirt!

Back of the net! We look at the wonderful world of sport including a view of footballer’s haircuts, it’s a bit short but neatly trimmed. We also look at the mad, mad world of snoker player’s nicknames. Sprog!?

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Naked man in cemetery: I was admiring flowers

A 51-year-old man told a police officer he was naked in a cemetery because he had taken off his wet clothes after checking on his in-laws' grave and then wanted a closer look at some flowers.The man said he had been golfing all day and that he undressed in his truck because his underwear was wet. He said he left his truck naked to look at the flowers because he did not have his glasses.

Man Mantra

Fig 1: Eating out

There are things a man needs to know to talk to other men about instead of the latest gossip from Eastenders.
It’s not girly nonsense, it’s on a higher intellectual plane, including innovative ways to sit on a table in our competition and how much it costs to swim like a dolphin.
Plus Michaela Tabb - and her white gloves.

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Remember this?

Feel as though you have missed out on something? Need a recap on the recent goings on at Rileys? Check out our archive section for all the missed facts and funnies. You will be amazed at what you might find!

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Yoda - the cat with four ears

Meet Yoda, a household pet born with an extra pair of ears.

Fig 1: Spot the difference

Valerie and Ted Rock took the cat in two years ago after they visited a local bar, where a group of drinkers were handing the animal around and making fun of him.
Since being adopted by the Rocks and after getting his picture posted on the Internet, the two-year-old feline has become an international media celebrity.
The Rocks have received calls from Good Morning America, Fox News and The Tyra Banks Show. The moggy's mugshot has graced the pages of all major newspapers.

Total Trivia

Fig 1: Brain power

Clues in the name guys. You don’t need it but we’re giving it to you anyway. This month we’re talking
Zombieland - but still the mystery surrounds why zombies can’t run.

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